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Publicado por AdoroCoroaz
5 años atrás
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Esa es la del conserje que fue en el baile de la raya. Cuéntame, Toninho.

El pequeño se fue de casa, fue en el baile, bailó toda la noche, no recogió a nadie, se fue, amaneció el 5 de la mañana, atravesó el prado, vio una vaca y dijo: "Me comeré esa vaca".

Acomodó a la vaca, se detuvo en el barranco, subió por encima de la vaca, va de aquí, va de allí, el tren medio torpe, medio ancho, no funciona, dijo "no va a funcionar, señor".

Te comes la nariz de la vaca, le rompes la cabeza a la vaca, dentro de poco la vaca arranca media red, enciende, si no, bolsa,.

Se echó a perder, dijo: "Si el maestro cocina, me casaré contigo ahora".

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erickhetield 3 años atrás
para Chubsicle : To those wondering what they are talking about:

It's a joke, about a guy, coming back from a party in the country. He didn't hook up with anyone and was horny. On his way home he saw a cow and thought "I'm gonna fuck this cow". He positioned himself behind the cow and tried to fuck her, but it was uncomfortable and her pussy was to large for his cock. He was about to give up and go home but he noticed the cows nose hole was a perfect fit. He started to fuck her nose, even grabbing her head passionately and trusting hard. While he was fucking her, the cow puts her giant tongue out and licks his balls. He got chills down his spine and said to the cow: if you could cook, I would marry you right now.

It's a silly joke, their reaction is funny though
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selfish17
selfish17 1 año atrás
Why arent they fucking
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Chubsicle 3 años atrás
para erickhetield : Thanks!
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tomparkuk
tomparkuk 3 años atrás
para erickhetield : Thank you for the translation Eric. I can now see why they are all enjoying the joke
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erickhetield 3 años atrás
para tomparkuk : To those wondering what they are talking about:

It's a joke, about a guy, coming back from a party in the country. He didn't hook up with anyone and was horny. On his way home he saw a cow and thought "I'm gonna fuck this cow". He positioned himself behind the cow and tried to fuck her, but it was uncomfortable and her pussy was too large for his cock. He was about to give up and go home but he noticed the cow's nose hole was a perfect fit. He started to fuck her nose, even grabbing her head passionately and trusting hard. While he was fucking her, the cow puts her giant tongue out and licks his balls. He got chills down his spine and said to the cow: if you could cook, I would marry you right now.

It's a silly joke, their reaction is funny though
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